FROM: dagger@cdc.org
It lacks the element of surprise.
You assume I don't keep track of who's who on this ship.
I don't sleep, I don't eat, I have a lot of free time on my hands.
I could always dig up your background and put that out, but that would be rude.
Done. Got promoted. And also done, I always win.
People never win. For the record.
If you win.
I do, but I'm giving it to one of my kids.
She asked first.
Will do. I look forward to beating you.
How do you know about my helmets.
Spies work around those. You don't trust spies.
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You couldn't just add it to the file?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
It lacks the element of surprise.
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Sure, but you're missing out on new recruits and transfers if you don't.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
You assume I don't keep track of who's who on this ship.
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I'm was assuming you had better things to do than put out a newsletter every drop, but who am I kidding. Torturing everyone is kind of your thing, right?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I don't sleep, I don't eat, I have a lot of free time on my hands.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I could always dig up your background and put that out, but that would be rude.
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It's mostly out there already, but yeah. Kind of rude.
FROM: shepard.lydia@cdc.org
You need a hobby. Have you considered strategy games? Poker night?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Done. Got promoted. And also done, I always win.
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Sounds like a challenge.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
People never win. For the record.
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So if I challenge you to poker and win, my prize had better be great.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
If you win.
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Don't suppose you've got a deck of cards handy?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I do, but I'm giving it to one of my kids.
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That's sweet.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
She asked first.
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Can't argue with that.
FROM: shepard.lydia@cdc.org
If I find a spare, you better make some time.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Will do. I look forward to beating you.
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I look forward to owning one of your helmets.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
How do you know about my helmets.
more like the mun forgot how early in the month this thread started mostly ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Maybe I'm psychic.
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Maybe you're a spy.
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Wouldn't your fancy surveillance programs have picked that up by now if I was?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Spies work around those. You don't trust spies.
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Good to know there might be some holes in the system.
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