Is there anything else I should know? CDC hiring Reapers? Sturmhond and Alina break it off? Ghost is a literal ghost wearing a body suit? Sounds like you've got the juiciest sitrep
First of all, tell me you're reading the files, unlike Joker and Tali. Who actually acted like it was a bad idea. Secondly, Tali and Niko are a thing. Or nearly a thing.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
As long as the creepy sky thing doesn't drive them insane, they'll be a thing. Goto's running around. I don't think she's met a lover yet, but give her about five more minutes.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Might wanna keep an eye on yours, since she seems to like them built if Taylor and Vega are any indication. I'd try to keep an eye on mine but that doesn't exactly work. Also, stasis.
Look, it's a five-finger interface that I've made work for three. Typos happen. Fuckbuddy, lovers, they're close enough.
[The lie is obvious, but he doesn't think Shepard will really call him on it. He has a problem that starts with N and ends in 'oh-Varr.' At this point, though, he'd figured she already knew about it. Or maybe she and Tali didn't gossip as much as he and Joker did.]
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Why would anyone be talking about it? Except for you, publicly, where anyone can read it.
[Congrats, Shepard, you're as stealthy as him.]
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
I'll ask. Beats all of the inactivity. Can't believe I'm missing being attacked.
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Can't we just do it without asking and threaten to murder anyone he ever loved if he tells someone
FROM: shepard.lydia@cdc.org
So threaten the Illusive Man I guess
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He doesn't even love the Illusive Man. Said he wouldn't die for him.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Besides. Spend that much time wrapped up in hate, there's no room for love. He has no one to protect except his ideal of Earth.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
I'd almost feel sorry for him if I didn't enjoy the memory of the look on his face when my bullet goes through his head so much.
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FROM: shepard.lydia@cdc.org
Okay but hear me out, Garrus. Next mission request: erasing him from the multiverse
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They've got a contract with him. Wouldn't be surprised if they can't do that unless he messes up big-time.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
And him messing up big-time means bad things for Earth, so not an outcome either of us want.
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Ok so I buy his contract and THEN agree to get him wiped out of the multiverse. Let me dream Vakarian
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You do that, I'll bring the drinks with tiny umbrellas. All of them. Every drink with a tiny umbrella that's ever been made, I'll bring.
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Deal
FROM: shepard.lydia@cdc.org
Is there anything else I should know? CDC hiring Reapers? Sturmhond and Alina break it off? Ghost is a literal ghost wearing a body suit? Sounds like you've got the juiciest sitrep
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First of all, tell me you're reading the files, unlike Joker and Tali. Who actually acted like it was a bad idea. Secondly, Tali and Niko are a thing. Or nearly a thing.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
As long as the creepy sky thing doesn't drive them insane, they'll be a thing. Goto's running around. I don't think she's met a lover yet, but give her about five more minutes.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Might wanna keep an eye on yours, since she seems to like them built if Taylor and Vega are any indication. I'd try to keep an eye on mine but that doesn't exactly work. Also, stasis.
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Of course I'm reading the files
[Note to self: talk to Tali and Joker about reading the files. Don't be like John Crichton guys, come on.]
FROM: shepard.lydia@cdc.org
Goto and Grunt, right? Got it
FROM: shepard.lydia@cdc.org
Also did you just use the word LOVER
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No.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Maybe.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Look, it's a five-finger interface that I've made work for three. Typos happen. Fuckbuddy, lovers, they're close enough.
[The lie is obvious, but he doesn't think Shepard will really call him on it. He has a problem that starts with N and ends in 'oh-Varr.' At this point, though, he'd figured she already knew about it. Or maybe she and Tali didn't gossip as much as he and Joker did.]