Well. It's not much of a story relative to some of the other ones here. The file does a good enough job describing that.
FROM: alomar.sheva@cdc.org
I work with a UN financed global organization called the Bioterrorism Security Assessment Alliance (BSAA) as a Special Operations Agent with the West Africa Branch.
FROM: alomar.sheva@cdc.org
The point of the BSAA is to combat, prevent, and exterminate all bioterrorism, which is exactly like it sounds: using Bio-Organic Weapons (BOWs) in acts of terrorism.
FROM: alomar.sheva@cdc.org
A BOW is a creature that's intentionally created or genetically modified using a type of mutagen to become killing machines.
FROM: alomar.sheva@cdc.org
Anyways, I was in the middle of an outbreak in Kijuju when my partner and I discovered a plot to globally release a new supervirus that would likely wipe out humanity as we knew it.
Good. Knowing the kind of people we get on average he probably needs all the help he can get
FROM: shepard.lydia@cdc.org
Speaking of if you're looking to teach/really bored/enjoy psychologically abusing (mostly) children the training program here on the ground could use a few more leads
And I'm not sure which is better so let's go with half and half. Most of them are under 18, most of them whine enough for the ones that aren't. But no one else is teaching basic so
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that's the popular idea
FROM: shepard.lydia@cdc.org
And yes. Got it in one Alomar
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Oh politics.
FROM: alomar.sheva@cdc.org
Well. It's not much of a story relative to some of the other ones here. The file does a good enough job describing that.
FROM: alomar.sheva@cdc.org
I work with a UN financed global organization called the Bioterrorism Security Assessment Alliance (BSAA) as a Special Operations Agent with the West Africa Branch.
FROM: alomar.sheva@cdc.org
The point of the BSAA is to combat, prevent, and exterminate all bioterrorism, which is exactly like it sounds: using Bio-Organic Weapons (BOWs) in acts of terrorism.
FROM: alomar.sheva@cdc.org
A BOW is a creature that's intentionally created or genetically modified using a type of mutagen to become killing machines.
FROM: alomar.sheva@cdc.org
Anyways, I was in the middle of an outbreak in Kijuju when my partner and I discovered a plot to globally release a new supervirus that would likely wipe out humanity as we knew it.
FROM: alomar.sheva@cdc.org
Any questions?
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FROM: shepard.lydia@cdc.org
What year was this?
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Earth 2009.
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Woof. Vintage
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Well... Vintage is better then 'grams' at least.
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So I’m guessing I’m not the only one to ask
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It started with ‘ma.’
FROM: alomar.sheva@cdc.org
Joke’s on him though, I’m going to whip his ass into shape.
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Good. Knowing the kind of people we get on average he probably needs all the help he can get
FROM: shepard.lydia@cdc.org
Speaking of if you're looking to teach/really bored/enjoy psychologically abusing (mostly) children the training program here on the ground could use a few more leads
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He’s on orange with me too, so you better believe I’ll make it happen.
FROM: alomar.sheva@cdc.org
He calls himself Joker, but he’s not very funny. Most of the time.
FROM: alomar.sheva@cdc.org
Define ‘(mostly) children.’ Are we talking children because they whine or children because of their actual age?
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Sounds like a real asshole
FROM: shepard.lydia@cdc.org
And I'm not sure which is better so let's go with half and half. Most of them are under 18, most of them whine enough for the ones that aren't. But no one else is teaching basic so
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Time will tell.
FROM: alomar.sheva@cdc.org
I figured as much. That and shit rolls downhill. I can pick up that slack, not a problem.