I had a feeling Joker wasn't gonna actually follow through with it. Any chance we can force him into an intensive PKN7 program just for hiding from the training?
If you need help getting his ass in gear from a second professional, I tried to volunteer but he hid behind the promise of him going to you. Which he apparently didn't even do.
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What? No? This is news to me
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I had a feeling Joker wasn't gonna actually follow through with it. Any chance we can force him into an intensive PKN7 program just for hiding from the training?
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Don't worry about it. I have something he cares about I can hold over his head
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Oh, this I've gotta hear about. Share, Shepard.
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I got my hands on my coffee and he's been crying about caffeine withdrawal to anyone who'll listen
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Damn, that's cold. I like it.
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What can I say, I'm a professional
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If you need help getting his ass in gear from a second professional, I tried to volunteer but he hid behind the promise of him going to you. Which he apparently didn't even do.
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I'll probably take you up on that. It sounds like it might be a full time job
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I'll be more than happy to assist.
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I'm going to go ahead and assume you know exactly how much that sounds like a threat
FROM: shepard.lydia@cdc.org
Side note: back me up if I start calling him Jeffrey. Every time I get a ping from his mailbox it's all I can see
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To him? Damn straight. If he'd asked you for training then it wouldn't be, but now I'll be making sure we get his ass in shape.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Sounds like the type of thing that can't possibly backfire. Yeah, I'll help you give him a hard time.
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Knew I could count on you
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This is why you keep me around, Shep.