Most of the crew is human. It'd be a troubling sign if it wasn't the humans mostly dealing with it. Take it that means you're sick, since you dodged. Telling me would be easier.
I'm trusting you to be telling the truth. If you're not, so help me, Shepard, I am going to shortsheet your bed for the rest of your time with the CDC. I know where you sleep.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
I'd offer instead to feed your fish and keep them alive for months before telling you that you hadn't actually managed to keep them around and breaking your hopes, but that seems cruel. Also, no fish.
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d79 misfire central
TO: varr.noh@cdc.org
Once I'm done with this shift I'll drop by again, check on you. See you, be there with you. Touch you. Anything you need.
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Good to see you're getting that paperwork done
[JUDGING A LITTLE? Judging a little.]
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It's entirely related to paperwork.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Somehow.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
Give me some free time when people aren't sick and I'm not sitting around useless to figure out exactly how I can pretend it's business.
[He's all right with judging. He's all right with just about anything if it means they're still talking.]
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Right. Good luck with that one
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Okay. Maybe not paperwork. It's hard to not be concerned. Speaking of - healthy or sick?
[He'll try not to read into the almost-dismissal.]
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From the roster at medical it looks like humans are getting the worst of it
[That's not an answer, Shepard.]
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Most of the crew is human. It'd be a troubling sign if it wasn't the humans mostly dealing with it. Take it that means you're sick, since you dodged. Telling me would be easier.
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eh
It's minor. Come find me when I'm puking my guts up or whatever and we can talk then
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I'm trusting you to be telling the truth. If you're not, so help me, Shepard, I am going to
shortsheet your bed for the rest of your time with the CDC. I know where you sleep.
FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org
I'd offer instead to feed your fish and keep them alive for months before telling you that you hadn't actually managed to keep them around and breaking your hopes, but that seems cruel. Also, no fish.
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Dually noted
If it starts looks like a crapshoot I'll let you know
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Good. I'll hope that it doesn't go that way.
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You say the sweetest things Vakarian
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That's me, Shepard. Hopelessly sentimental.